You're John Lewis, and the only thing you've accomplished since marching with Martin Luther King, Jr in the 1960's has been to get yourself elected to Congress. Only in America can you get a lifetime gig doing no work for something you did 20 years before.
You're John Lewis, and the district you represent is a virtual cesspool of humanity where more people are on public assistance than have gainful employment.
You're John Lewis, and you no longer have the ability to put two complete sentences together unless they're written out for you in advance by an aide.
You're John Lewis, and in your 30 years in Congress, you've never sponsored any significant piece of legislation.
You're John Lewis, and you've become a bitter old racist who clings to your seat of relative power, taking a paycheck you haven't earned, while you whine about things you haven't the power or intelligence to change.
You're John Lewis, and no one missed you when you didn't attend George W. Bush's inauguration, and no one will miss you this year, either.
You're John Lewis, and it's time for you to retire for the good of your district, and for the country as a whole.
Because you're John Lewis, and you've become irrelevant.
Hi! I'm Dave Richard, your host. I hope you enjoy your visit. We'll be talking about current events, politics, the occasional sports (I'm a HUGE New England Patriots fan, so get over it), and some "Get off my lawn!" issues.